I am a lover of all things “lists.” I make them on a daily basis at work, at home, and pretty much everywhere else I go. Who doesn’t like to stay nice and organized right? Maybe I’m O.C.D, but I just find life to be easier.
Grocery List
Things to Do
NFL Fantasy Draft players
Places I want to visit
CDC Emergency items
Things to do before you die
Baseball stadiums I would like to visit across the country
Places I want to get railed…
I mean, hey, why not? I’m a girl that knows exactly what she wants. I like to explore, be explored and have a good time. I like to try new adventurous things and be spontaneous. I’m also a girl that knows I’m not getting any younger and I only have so many chances to be crazy.
Where it all started...
I could lie and say that growing up I always swore off sex because I didn’t want to become another high school female statistic, but in reality, I was just a huge dork and no guy wanted to touch my flat chest. It was like little nips on a wooden board. Just awful. I remember all the kids calling me “double zero.” Kids are assholes. My father, however, was thrilled about this. He never had to have those weird moments where a boy comes to pick up his underage daughter for a date which in all reality meant dry humping in the backseat of a borrowed car. I actually didn’t even lose my virginity until a few semesters into college and oh boy was that miserable. I almost swore off all sex after that. In fact,
I can name every poster that kid had on the wall. It was way more
interesting to look at those than pay attention to whatever it was he
was trying to do down there.You would think he sat there trying to figure out a Rubik cube.
It wasn’t until I started dating another guy that I had realized just how amazing sex could actually be. It wasn’t just a dull missionary style of awkwardly bumping your No No parts together and waiting for the guy to just be done. I was hooked.
Like most girls will do when they have discovered a new world and want to learn more, I turned to my lady friends. I asked them all of their craziest experiences and it was at that moment that I decided... I’m going to compile a Sex Bucket List and not settle down until everything is crossed off! Oh how grand your early twenties are.
For those of you that don’t have one, I seriously suggest you start it.
I love when people talk with me about it and ask about all the things I’ve done. Usually the guys are intrigued while the girls tend to just think I’m a whore. Ladies, just because you enjoy sex and are comfortable talking about it does not make you a whore. I don’t run around and bone everything walking. It’s not my style. So those who think that way while reading this blog should probably take their prudish asses and go read a blog about baking a cake or something.
Now, I’m not going to get into what I, personally, have done. That’s for me and my partner to know. But I will say, that in doing this, my sex life has always been anything but dull. For those of you in long relationships that are lacking a tad in the bedroom department, I suggest you try a few things on this list to spice things up a bit. So after way too many words, enjoy the list!
Mark how many you’ve done. If there’s something great you think of that isn’t on my list please let me know!! Leave a comment below about it. Enjoy your nights ladies and gents.
50 shades of Grey? Pfft. That’s just what I call a Saturday night.
- Kiss a girl
- Threesome with 2 females
- Threesome with 2 males
- Anal
- Phone sex
- Masturbate
- Use a toy on yourself
- Use a toy on someone else
- Ocean sex while others swim
- Handcuffed
- Feather ticklers
- Quickie in a skirt and heels
- Sex with someone younger
- 69
- Sex with someone much older
- Sex in a bar bathroom
- Sex on the roof
- Sex in a theater
- Sex at Disney land/theme park
- Sexual role play
- Sex with twins
- Use food/ drink during sex/ foreplay
- Sex in a tent
- Sex on the hood of a car
- Sex in broad daylight
- Being choked/choking someone
- Sex in shower
- Sex in hot tub/pool
- Sex up against a wall
- Strip poker with a group
- Being spanked/spanking
- Giving/ Receiving oral in a restaurant under a table
- One night stand
- Mile high
- Sex at the drive in
- Sex in a cemetery
- Blindfolds
- Using ice
- Sex with pierced parts
- Group sex
- Sex in foreign country with foreigner
- Sex on the kitchen table
- Sex on ecstasy
- Show up naked only wearing a coat
- Silent sex at a crowded house party
- Sex in a sporting arena
- Sex in an elevator
- At your office during hours
- Lingerie sex
- In a fitting room
- Sex with your boss
- Sex with your professor
- Sex swing
- Role playing
- Deserted alley at night
- Sexting
- Sex tape
- In mirrors
- Car sex
- Giving/ Receiving oral while driving
- Sex in a church
- Take someone virginity
- Celebrity sex
- Sex with siblings
- Same gender sex
- Porn star loud sex
- Get your hair pulled during sex
- Masturbate on tape for your partner to watch later
- Bondage
- Strip tease
- Write erotic story about your partner
- Erotic massage
- Wear a gag
- Skinny dipping
- Biting
- Sex in the rain
- Rough sex
- Lingerie sex
- Marathon sex (all day in bed)
- Sex on the beach
- Sex in every room in house
- Sex with other people in the room
- Send naked photos
- Hood of a car
Love,
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