My Quest To Find The G-Spot

So we’ve all heard about the elusive G-spot. Some magazines I’ve read call it a myth, but if any of you watch porn like I do, then I’m sure you have come across porn stars like Flower Tucci or Alisha Klass, who are better known as the “squirters.” The first time I had seen them -- I’m not even going to lie -- I was impressed and a little curious. I had never even come close to doing anything like that. Was I missing out? Was there something wrong with me? Were all the guys I had been with up until that point just not as good as I thought? 

I decided to ask a few of my female friends about it. Out of maybe 20 ladies, only two of them said they had ever had an orgasm so intense that they squirted, so I didn’t feel as bad anymore. Later that week, I went over to the house of the guy I was seeing. We were talking about the whole G-spot and squirting thing, and he kept going on about how hot it is and that if I did it then it would be a major turn on. Now I’m a very giving person in the bedroom, and if this is what he wanted, then I was determined to make it happen -- no matter how much practice it took. I was on a mission.

First things first: the Internet. I decided to go to a few sites and look up what positions work best for hitting the G-spot. If you're curious, this is where I looked: http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_400/430_g-spot-positions.htm (I’m a huge askmen.com fan. What better way to learn how to please a man and learn new tricks than to get advice straight from them?)

 

Next, I looked up the G-Spot itself. I wanted to know more about it, other than what I had gotten from this guy. Thinking back, the only thing I can remember him saying was A) it’s hot and B) you’re going to feel like you have to pee right before it happens and you just have to go with it. Well, he was right. All the sites talked about many women having a problem reaching G-spot orgasms, because they weren’t able to let themselves go enough due to the pee factor (and some other emotional stuff that I wasn’t worried about).  

Now that the preliminary research was out of the way, it was time to see if trying these certain positions would work. I called up my guy, went over to his place and quickly got to business. After some pretty damn great sex and a lovely orgasm, I still didn’t achieve my goal. I’m going to blame it on being scared I was actually going to pee on him. These things get into your head and it’s hard to not think about it. Refusing to admit defeat, I let him know that we were going to keep trying.

 

For a while, I had been asking him if we could try a certain sex toy, so we took a trip to a sex shop. After spending a great deal of time giggling at the four-foot dildos in the store, we finally got what we came for. As I was cashing out, he called me over to show me this vibrator he had heard about that was supposed to help you achieve a G-spot orgasm. I figured if I could get one on my own and see what it felt like, maybe I could get out of my own head and finally squirt for him.

 

So later that night, after I left his place and went home, I was in bed. Of course, curiousity got the best of me. I ripped the package open and went to work. OH. MY. GOD. He was right. After a few minutes I finally saw what all the fuss was about. I actually had to stop using the device because I couldn’t handle it, and let me tell you ladies, it’s one of the greatest gifts you can ever give yourself.

 

Bottom line: if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

 

(And get one of these. It will change your life.)

 

 

 

Love, Anonymous